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'Martian Oilers'

Welcome Earthling!

We've been observing your
activities, and we'd like to
offer you a proposition.

Martian soil is saturated with
the ancient fuel petrolium; Oil.
We've taken a bird species
native to Mars and genetically
re-engineered and trained it to
collect oil. The problem is he
still can't dig up anything but
worms! If you let him tag
along to collect oil, we'll pay
you for every liter you
collect.

Deal?

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